Without these people I might have just turned out
normal. I salute you good citizens.
Peter R is the mathematical genius and dark
personality of our group. He knows it all but don't count on him
filling you in.
Most likely to say: 'No I don't think so.'
Least likely to say: 'It was quite the cacophony of noise and din.
I had no reservations about jumping in.'
Peter K is not so smart (he's a Sheffield
Wednesday supporter) but that doesn't stop him getting better
scores in tests than me and taking the piss
constantly.
Most likely to say: 'I shouldn't have said that should I?'
Least likely to say: 'I like to think I know empathy.'
Chris is my guide in the finer things in life,
like drinking. I watch what he does carefully and make sure I try
not to make the same mistakes.
Most likely to say: 'Another little drink won't do any harm...'
Least likely to say: 'Pub? Nah, I have to do my homework.'
Scott is possibly the most unhinged person I
have ever met. He is also the most amusing person to have round I
have ever met. The two things go together. Read about how he wants to rule
the world
Most likely to say: 'You will be destroyed! *evil laugh*'
Least likely to say: 'Morning Conor'
Lara is in my own words "a social landmark"
and a force of nature. Hide from her smiles, and unbelievably
perfect life. Joanna Dews dark side. Read my piece of pretentious
God-play
Most likely to say: 'Oh yes! That sounds like fun!' (in a girly voice whilst jumping up and down)
Least likely to say: 'I really can't be arsed.'
Tom is Lara's other half and very amusing he
is too. We enjoy laughing at him we really do. Has a thing for
Will secretly.
Most likely to say: 'I'll hand it in tomorrow'
Least likely to say: 'I've completed all my work and colour coded the sections into
alphabetically ordered, cross referencing files.'
Will
is our 'no shit' talker who will insult you in every way under the
sun. Hated by the many, tolerated by the few.
Most likely to say: 'But instead they all just thought you were sad.'
Least likely to say: 'See you round, off to my flower arranging class.'
Rachel is our movie guru, if it's ever been
committed to film she'll have seen it. And the tackier the
better.
Most likely to say: 'Seen it.'
Least likely to say: 'Can't say I've heard of that one.'
Katryn is a witch. Sorry Wiccan, got to be
politically correct now don't we. Doesn't say an inordinate amount
but that's probably just to scare us.
Most likely to say: 'Antony Stewart-Head! That bastard.' (Repeatedly)
Least likely to say: 'Well I gave it ago but then I found the cauldron had a leak...'
Laura is the tall one who does History.
Doesn't talk to me unless she has to.
Most likely to say: 'I've got history now.'
Least likely to say: 'No, I don't have history today.'
Eilis
is one of our new arrivals from Horbury. And her English prize is
not better than mine.
Most likely to say: 'Wan't to hear my grading system for relationships?'
Least likely to say: 'Aren't men great?'
Becky
is Joanna Dews. Has a very worrying "I'm thinking"
look.
Most likely to say: 'I'm scared'
Least likely to say: 'Bring it on.'
Twiggy is our couples fairy who consults the
mists of the common room to predict who will fall next. Joanna
Dews conscience.
Most likely to say: 'Ooh-ooh'
Least likely to say: 'They're going out? I didn't know that.'
Tatty:See Alison.
Most likely to say: 'You have the seat, I don't need to be with Alison constantly you know.'
Least likely to say: 'Alison won't mind...'
Hayley is the website designing,
anti-fashion one. Salute the pants one and all.
Most likely to say: Nothing, she's listening to Radiohead.
Least likely to say: 'Steps could stay over at my house any day!'
Alison is Tattys. And Tatty is Alisons. Its formal now. Really formal.
Most likely to say: 'Ask the Tigger.'
Least likely to say: 'Farewell sweet James, parting is such sweet sorrow.'
David is the one who always gets missed off peoples site. Can't guess why...
Had a nasty injury lately involving fainting and a bin.The only one who really understands
what Peter R is on about in Maths.
Most likely to say: 'We could apply an algorithm here couldn't we?'
Least likely to say: 'We better stick around even if the teacher isn't here.'
Abigail is the Head girl. Just like her sister was. Mm... still I couldn't think of anyone
better suited to such an awful job. Wants me to be head boy.
Most likely to say: 'Sure I'll do that'
Least likely to say: 'Screw you Dowling! If I want to pull rank I will!'
Phil is our technical expert in residence. If it's biege and rectangular he'll
try and fix it for you. Sarah's other half.
Most likely to say: "Yep the BIOS is completely buggered. I'll fix it"
Least likely to say: "It's a mouse? I thought it was the accelerator pedal"
Michael has recently added to his formidiable reputation by salvaging the sixth
form newspaper and bringing it up to a respectable par.
Currently the property of one Rhian Darch.
Most likely to say: 'I love puppies'
Least likey to say: 'I hate minidisc players. Give me a record player instead.'
Rhian is the ginger sorry 'strawberry blonde' one who always seems to be hiding from the cold, cruel,
unforgiving world behind her, yes you guessed it, rollneck jumpers.
Most likely to say: "Look Conor you made a spelling mistake"
Least likely to say: "Well Michaels absense has given me plenty of chance to reflect
on life"
Sarah is in my maths class, and doesn't she know it. Always annoyed by me, whatever
I do. You just can't win can you Phil?
Most likely to say: *in a rising tone* "Conor..."
Least likely to say: "You know you are so right Conor..."
